Dinner at GirlFriend's place

A Dinner with girlfriend ......

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist

"Hello, could you give me condom ..............

I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"


The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out
he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too.
She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and

I think I might strike it lucky there too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes and since she invited me for dinner I think she is expecting me to make a move!



During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,

the sister on his right and the mum facing him.

When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying,

"Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us".

A minute later the boy is still praying;



"Thank you Lord for your kindness."


Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and

his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.

She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious."


The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"

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The Making OF Orkut

THE MAKING OF ORKUT

A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident.... but the gal's name nowhere appeared in the dead list.
This guy grew up n became IT technical architect in his late 20?s, achievement in itself!!He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to make a software where he could search for his gf through the web.. Things went as planned... n he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!! It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google had a word with this guy n took over this application, This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars profit in its first year, which we today know as ORKUT.


The guy's name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN Yes its named after him only. Today he is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping. He is expected to b the richest person by 2009.. ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor his scrapbook & 8 to monitor his friends-list. He gets around 20,000 friend-requests a day & about 85,000 scraps!!! Some other Cool Facts about this guy:

0rkut.com Founder, Richest Man by 2009
* He gets $12 from Google when every person registers to this website. * He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend. * He gets $8 when your friend's friend adds you as a friend & gets $6 if anybody adds you as friend in the resulting chain. * He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you. * He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut. * He gets $2.5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the hot-list. * He gets $2 when you become somebody's fan. * He gets $1.5 when somebody else becomes your fan. * He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut. * He gets $0.5 every time you just change your profile-photograph. * He also gets $0.5 every time you read your friend's scrap-book & $0.5 every time you view your friend's friend-list.