Farewell Party for George Bush

The President Of United States Farewell Dinner Party

Manmohan and Obama

Manmohan and Obama are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,'Isn't that Obama and Manmohan?'The barman says 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy walksover and says, 'Hello, what are you guys doing?'Obama says, 'We're planning world war 3'The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'And Manmohan says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.'And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!! !'Manmohan turns to Obama and says, 'See, I told you no-one would worry aboutthe 14 million Pakistanis!'

Bloomdrop's Zany Zodiacs Blog

Time Please

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?Old Man: Certainly not.Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose, ifYou tell me the time?Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.Young Man: Quite possible.Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.Young Man: Quite possible.Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?Young Man: PossibleOld Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.Young Man: Smiles. ;)Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.Young Man: SmilesOld Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.Young Man: SmilesOld Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.Young Man: Oh Yes! And smilesOld Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.

Santa Singh's Letter to Bill Gates

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft...?

Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you
to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're -scooter' is available in system? I find
only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the
PC at home only

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My
Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my
office hours.

Regards,
Banta


Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS...?