Showing posts with label team. Show all posts
Showing posts with label team. Show all posts
Friday, 12 December 2008
Time Please
Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?Old Man: Certainly not.Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose, ifYou tell me the time?Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.Young Man: Quite possible.Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.Young Man: Quite possible.Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?Young Man: PossibleOld Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.Young Man: Smiles. ;)Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.Young Man: SmilesOld Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.Young Man: SmilesOld Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.Young Man: Oh Yes! And smilesOld Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.
Monday, 1 December 2008
England Leave India
The England cricket team which arrived in Bangalore on a transit halt left for home on Saturday morning. The team which reached here from Bhubaneshwar last evening had been put in a reputed city hotel for the night stay.
The entire hotel was put under high security vigil with even the media barred from interacting with the team. The England team had cut short their one-day series following the volatile situation in Mumbai.
The team was schedule to stay in Taj in Mumbai, one of the hotels under terrorist attack, during the second match to be held from December 19 to 23.
The entire hotel was put under high security vigil with even the media barred from interacting with the team. The England team had cut short their one-day series following the volatile situation in Mumbai.
The team was schedule to stay in Taj in Mumbai, one of the hotels under terrorist attack, during the second match to be held from December 19 to 23.
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